{"id":16987,"date":"2026-06-07T09:35:05","date_gmt":"2026-06-07T07:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pedrocasiano.es\/?p=16987"},"modified":"2026-06-07T09:35:05","modified_gmt":"2026-06-07T07:35:05","slug":"trucos-de-magos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pedrocasiano.es\/?p=16987","title":{"rendered":"Trucos de Magos"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile is-vertically-aligned-top\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" data-src=\"https:\/\/pedrocasiano.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/pexels-ace-1869825peque.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16989 size-full lazyload\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/pedrocasiano.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/pexels-ace-1869825peque.jpg 640w, https:\/\/pedrocasiano.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/pexels-ace-1869825peque-600x400.jpg 600w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 640px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 640\/427;\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trucos de magos,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Para todos los vagos ilusionistas,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Amos de la pista,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Han llegado de regreso,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Actuaci\u00f3n en el congreso,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mientras, actuaciones,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sinverg\u00fcenzas, prevaricaciones,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Saltar al vac\u00edo, mil y un l\u00edos,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hijos de la gran puta,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dirigidos por el puerco con batuta,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y dadme dinerito,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Que tengo que calentarme el pito,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y mucha coca,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ahora que tengo para la cola,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Agachas y pone vuestros sexos desnudos,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quieren que les d\u00e9 por el culo,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y las mujeres enfadadas,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Con ellas no era nada,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Golpean en el esca\u00f1o,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quieren que les follen su co\u00f1o,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y medio congreso mira alucinado,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Como el otro medio, por el culo se ha dado,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y ahora despelotados,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se meten la raya disparados,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Votos, votos, coaliciones,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Que le sudan los cojones,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Solo quieren lo que ya tienen,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Que se jodan los que despu\u00e9s vienen,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y seguir\u00e1n robando con gana,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se ir\u00e1n a Republica Dominicana,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Donde no hay extradici\u00f3n,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Esa ser\u00e1 la soluci\u00f3n,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Para la peor camada,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Que ha hecho,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lo que le ha dado la gana,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y t\u00fa, gilipollas, a votar,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Que, a saber, si no saldr\u00e1,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alguien que buenos los har\u00e1.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trucos de magos, Para todos los vagos ilusionistas, Amos de la pista, Han llegado de regreso, Actuaci\u00f3n en el congreso, Mientras, actuaciones, Sinverg\u00fcenzas, prevaricaciones, Saltar al vac\u00edo, mil y un l\u00edos, Hijos de la gran puta, Dirigidos por el puerco con batuta, Y dadme dinerito, Que tengo que calentarme el pito, Y mucha coca, Ahora &hellip; 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